i wanna play drums w ur butt
listening to music alone in your room like
I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister
when you flawlessly execute an insult
on a date in the kim k game
me: will you excuse me for a second?
me: *gets on a plane to miami searching in all the trees, fire hydrants, birds to find energy*
me: *gets back*
me: now where were we?
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol.
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet