4am is the new 10pm
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
George Bush doing the ice bucket challenge thing is really unsettling to me because it’s all over my dashboard right now and I truly don’t understand why people on this website now seem to think of him as America’s goofy uncle that does bad paintings you do remember who he is right?
I love the 50 shades of grey trailer
read her, iron man!